Fightin’ Yard Gnome
Stay off the lawn!
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Author: Brian
A Comic Page Drawn on the Surface Pro
I had a little hiccup with my XP-PEN tablet. It seems the stylus has worn out causing a very annoying digital ink blob at random times. One of the buttons is also worn out. I hope that’s the issue. I ordered a new stylus so we’ll see if that’s the problem. In the meantime, I […]
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Salty Scammer is Upset I wasted HIS time?
Another scammer called during a livestream. Always take the opportunity to waste their time. Sir Mister David Michael Schmiff III is doing the Lord’s work.
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Scammer Fail: “We are NOT sending you ANYTHING!”
I had another scammer call during a live stream. I wasted her time as long as possible.
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Establishing Location with Color
The basic colors of a location or scene help keep the reader grounded. If the visuals make the audience lose their bearings, your storytelling has failed. Establishing location with color is a good way to keep this from happening. Getting too fancy with panel layouts is risky, in my opinion. Use the fancy stuff sparingly. […]
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I can’t believe I got a scammer to Google this.
I get a lot of spammer phone calls and text messages for someone named “David.” I don’t know where my number got associated with this David, but I’ve had fun messing with them when they get in touch with me. The other day I was live streaming when I got a scam call, so I […]
Continue ReadingA bit of nonsense is good for the soul
Sometimes I make things just to amuse myself. Then I put them on YouTube or post them on social media. Here’s a couple of recent absurdist humor videos. I ripped the audio from commercials that Olan Soule, the actor that voiced Batman in the Superfriends cartoon, did back in the 60s or 70s. He may […]
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Advice and the Unexpected
By the time you’re my age, you understand you can’t wrestle every day to bend to your will. There are good days, there are bad days. Sometimes the difference is in you. Other times things come at you unexpected. For example, when I started this paragraph I didn’t know I would have to rush out […]
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Changing seasons, Changing tools
We’re into the part of summer where people say they’re ready for fall. Everyone forgets that fall lasts two weeks and then it’s straight into months of early darkness and scraping ice off the car. I’m old enough to remind myself to be happy with wherever I am on the calendar. What I do enjoy […]
Continue ReadingKeeping on Keeping on.
Things never go according to plan. I’m old enough to know that. And yet, I seem to always fall into the trap of thinking, if only subconsciously, “if I do X then Y will happen.” We’re into the oppressive, humid part of summer down here in North Carolina. With vacations, projects and family schedules being […]
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