This is Gary.
Gary likes to see into the future. He also likes to get great deals on hiking boots. Which works out since he sees the deals before anyone else, but weird because he doesn’t have feet.
Gary lives in the void that we experience when it’s not time to leave the house yet, but there’s not enough time to do anything while we wait to go. That restless feeling is Gary’s home.
Gary loves to stare into the abyss, daring it to stare back. Once, the abyss had some time to kill and lost a staring match to Gary. This only bolstered Gary’s belief that James Cameron’s movie, The Abyss, is propaganda created by Hollywood in the service of big Tuna.
This is Gary.2