Brian So, you’re Stingray. Avengers not returning your calls? Fantastic Four not taking applications. Don’t worry! Here’s 4 things you can do that A-teamers like Spider-man can’t.
- Reasonably explain why you’re always wet.
- Avoid the attention of A-list villains.
- Have ample time for a social life and steady job that pays the bills.
- Did I say four? I meant three.
