The police who patrol downtown near our studio have acquired a couple Segways in the last few years. I have yet to see them chase anyone down. So far they ride side by side, CHiPs style, stopping at red lights and meandering in circles waiting for the light to change.
I don’t have a bucket list, but if I did, I would put “witness high speed Segway chase” on it. Not that there’s any non-criminal way for me to make it happen. I’ll have to settle for frequent glances out my window while wishing upon a star.
Also, this robot’s name is Ronnie.