So you want to start up your own squad of Henchmen?  New to the super villain game?  Here’s 5 tips for maintaining henchmen:

1) Find someone who has street smarts, but isn’t too intelligent.

2) Give him a standard uniform that’s not too cool and covers his face, thus removing his individuality on the job.

3) Have a way to stop him if he goes rogue (e.g. an exploding helmet)

4) Pay him well, give him lots of vacation time and great health care.  Make him think he’s got it made. Then send him to fight Batman.

5) Replace as needed.

Daily Sketch: Henchman with a machine gun arm

 

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